![]() Also, I don't remember the last time I had possession of a company card, George Michael. GOB: What? Me? Your old Uncle Gob would never dabble in petty misdeeds like that. well, Dad wanted me to ask about some extra expenses on the company card. GEORGE MICHAEL: Uh, Uncle Gob, I have to ask you about. George Michael approaches his uncle GOB BLUTH, late 30s, clad in his magician's attire, attempting a ludicrous illusion. George Michael's eyes light up at the thought of driving the stair car.Ĭue the theme music and title card - 'ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT' And listen, if you find the culprit, I'll let you drive the stair car this weekend. MICHAEL: Just ask around, nothing too serious. GEORGE MICHAEL: You want me to investigate? You know I'm not really great with confrontations, Dad. Would you be a sport and talk to your family to figure out who's responsible? GEORGE MICHAEL: Huh, you think it's Uncle Gob again? MICHAEL: George Michael, I've just received this month's expense reports, and it looks like someone in the family has been using the company credit card for personal expenses again. MICHAEL BLUTH, early 40s, level-headed but stressed, is looking at a clipboard and speaking to his son GEORGE MICHAEL BLUTH, 17, awkward yet trying to impress his father. Narrator: And so, the Bluth family, eager for money and a chance to win the all-new 2003 Oldsmobile Alero, piled into George Michael’s station wagon and headed to the studio. Great! We're all in! We need to leave soon before people start lining up for the show. We should just liquidate everything and run. Really? You want to be on national television with our family? Michael interrupts, holding up a finger and shaking his head firmly.ĭon’t. What are the chances they'll let me replace my hoo. Narrator: Tobias took this in stride, as he was used to being mocked and not always unjustly.īUSTER enters, wearing army fatigues and an eye-patch. Wow, I'm truly amazed by your commitment to your craft. TOBIAS enters, wearing a sailor’s outfit.ĭid someone mention dressing up as lawyers? Yeah? Well, I don't see you getting me out of jail, do I? Maybe it's because you keep throwing money at useless lawyers. Oh, I'm sure it'll be great for our image too.ĭamn B.S. More humiliation.Īctually, it might give us a much-needed cash injection. Hey, guess what everybody, I got us onto Family Feud! Narrator: Michael made a mental note to have a father-son chat about that later. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with this family. Michael and George Michael sit at the kitchen table, both looking over paperwork. The events of that day later caused George-Michael to fully comprehend the meaning of the word 'awkward'. Oh great, just when I thought it couldn't get any more awkward. So, the entire family’s gonna be there? No exceptions? George-Michael, wearing a suit, nervously talks to Maeby, who has her feet leantly put on the table. Tobias would later audition for a new play in that costume, thinking he finally found his big break. Tobias, I think you've completely misunderstood the essence of that tradition. I heard that a great chicken dance performance was needed, so I am here to oblige! Arrested Development tradition, right? Tobias enters, wearing his own interpretation of a chicken. BLUTH FAMILY MANSION - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS I told you to practice the Houdini act outside! A loud thud, followed by a shattered glass. ![]() waiting, while a young G.O.B practices a new trick in front of the TV. GEORGE AND LUCILLE’S LIVING ROOM - THE PAST Not one person in the family had seen G.O.B do anything close to good magic. It’s ILLUSION, mom! Ugh! Not one person in this family appreciates good magic. Try not to mess it up with some ridiculous illusion. Now, G.O.B, for this family reunion, remember that we're here to keep up appearances. Mother, can’t you let me change? I feel like the last grape in a bunch! Tell me, when did you start caring about family values?īuster, wearing a full-bodysuit, is panicking. Well, it’s not like we’re a family that communicates much, might be good to touch base. Michael, can you believe the nerve? Did we really need yet another family gathering? Michael sits at the table with an exasperated look, reading the same invitation.Įven their invitations are terrible puns. BLUTH FAMILY MANSION - KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS This family reunion is going to be the best ever, I’ve got a fantastic chicken dance performance lined up! G.O.B's voice is heard in the background. A banner though, hangs limply, only half-heartedly attached. Aerial view of the mansion, decorated for the reunion. ![]() A fancy invitation announces 'Bluth Family Reunion – Get Ready for the Best Family Gathering You’ve Ever Been Blue-thed Away By!'.
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